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Since the powers that be have made it so that Tilda, Charlize, and Fassy will be rather unexpectedly free on February 26th, maybe they can come to my Oscar party? I will provide the vodka. Because, honestly, there are very few things I want more than to be drunk with Charlize Theron (the only other thing I can think of is to sell a screenplay, or, probably higher on the list, to make out with Charlize Theron.)  Tilda would wear an outfit that would offend my mother with it’s androgyny and spend the evening communing with the steampunk spirits mysteriously present in my dorm room. it seems hard to imagine that anyone would be opposed to having Fassbender and his shark teeth in their near vicinity. Some people might be inclined to want The Gosling at their Snub City Oscar Gala, but, I don’t know, I think he might pull focus.