May 2012
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Itty Bitty...
I had a meeting with my advisor about the senior thesis I’ll be doing for Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies, which I will naturally be double majoring in because I hate dudes and jobs and dude with jobs. It’s very early to even be in the process of getting this project rolling, especially for someone like me who believes in waiting until the very last minute before a deadline, or possibly...
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Just to document, as I lay here watching Dawson's...
Tess: LIKE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE UGH UGH UGH DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? WHAT IS A LIFE AND WHY DO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT DFSJFLDKF
PJ: you're just saying sounds now
Tess: Basically. I am typing to prove that I have not died of the shame of being a useless lump.
PJ: You're 20 and an intellectual
PJ: game over
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My personal policy regarding the plague on society...
It’s a unanimous crowd pleaser.
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Even as I lazily reread Girls Like Us by Sheila...
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The 20 Biggest Consequences of Legalizing Gay... →
As inclined as I am to be all, like, “MASSACHUSETTS IS WHERE IT’S AT, HOMIES!!! Y’ALL STAY PRESSED!!!” or, you know, something to that effect, I can’t be, because we all know that this how it should be everywhere, and no one is entitled to feel smug or content or like the fight is over just because they’re (awesome) state hopped on the train first. WELL OKAY A...
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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING? →
danharmon:
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
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“It was easily the highlight of the trip. Of the whole two days, of everything,...”
– My parents went to Martha’s Vineyard for a “romantic getaway” for two nights this week to celebrate their “twentieth wedding anniversary.” On the second morning my mother ran into Drew Barrymore.
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Today I instinctively said, "oh shit, I literally...
You know, it’s like, have menstrual blood, will use it to horrify the menfolk.
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If I wear my hair in braids to my friend's baby...
Because I can’t decide if that’s what I’m going for or not but it probably is. Braids and a lot of eyeliner with my flouncy new dress and I’ll bust into that place, grab a mimosa and strut to my table all, “Yo, don’t hate me because I’m baby-less and wild, y’all!” Or something. Or whatever. Or I’ll wear my hair down and be attentive and...
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“Hitfix: At this point, I think you guys are a pretty good bet to come back, but...”
– Parks and Recreation co-creator Mike Schur post-mortems season 4 for Hitfix.
The “FNL feeling” actually really does sum up what it felt like to see Leslie Knope win the election last night. It wasn’t some big surprise, but it was every bit as fulfilling and exciting as if it had...
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Anonymous asked: If you want to hate yourself more, don't become a mall cop. Just read your blog.
Thinking about applying to become a mall cop just...
Although, going out today wearing the same jean shorts I’ve had on for the past two days while I lay rotting in my own filth on the couch, surrounded by empty jello containers and old US Weeklys my mom’s coworker sent home for me, simply because changing would require me to unpack any of my other clothes and I cannot summon the will, is a situation that might allow me to test that...
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I took a shower at one this morning. I haven’t been able to sleep lately and I get so sick of trying. So angry. So I washed my face and my hair and shaved my legs meticulously, leaving not a single hair behind and only two little nicks in my left ankle. I piled up my books, I matched my bra to my underwear, black, and then switched them out, hot pink and plaid. I put on my tiniest jean...
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Today's Google Searches.
college dropouts who have won Oscars
children crying over that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial
blue jelly nail polish
soundtrack to your nervous breakdown
why is sherbet missing an r
death by insomnia
Kelly Osbourne
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